I just need a place to type this all out. <3

My life is fantastic. I mean really, truly fantastic. I have two amazing best friends who understand me. I have a decent job and I've lost ten pounds since March. I have the house to myself for the weekend. I got medication for my ADD, so I can finally focus. I have a cute boy who's interested in me.

There a few things that could be better, but really, wow. I'm finally happy.

TASTE OF CHAOS WAS COOL.

MORE ON THAT LATERRRRR.

So, I went to the movies with Kristina and Cassie last night, which was fun. Somehow they talked me in to buying the obligatory popcorn and huge ass drink to share. Dunno how the hell they managed that. :< Before that, Kristina and I went to a chinese restaurant. Holy fuck, I wanted to dip the waiter in chocolate and eat him. He was sexy as hell. xDD

But then Kristina goes, "OK, SO. We want steamed rice, 8 dumplings, a curry plate, and a sweet and sour chicken plate." My jaw drops. The chinese guy LAUGHS. And I don't remember ever saying I wanted that much food! Agh! D: We finished like a third of it. And finally, when we were done, we were like, "Hey, can we get a to-go box?" to the chinese hot dude. He laughs again and says, "Ok." with a cute little smile and totters off to get one.

aaaagh, if there was ever a day I felt like a fat American.

Also, I owe my mom 60 dollars for going over my texting limit. Fuck.

FUCKING YAY! I GET TO WORK ON VALENTINE'S DAY. pfffft.

I finally got my bike out~ It's so gorgeous. :DDD It makes me mucho happy. Also, we're getting another puppy on March 1st. So excited~

I've been thinking a lot about Valentine's Day lately and how depressing it is. I mean, it's not like I won't get candy and shit from my friends. But somehow it's just so... sad, being single on a day for lovers. CREATED BY GREETING CARD COMPANIES TO MAKE MONEY. CORPORATE FUCKERS.

Oh well. At least I've got Liam to cheer me up. :D stfu, yes I named my bike.

Soundtrack of my life. :D

( helloooo, memeeeee. )

I'M FINALLY GETTING THE BIKE OF MY GODDAMN DREAMS. ffff, Specialized Langster, I love you with all my heart~ <3

http://www.bikepedia.com/quickbike/BikeSpecs.aspx?Year=2007&Brand=Specialized&Model=Langster&Type=bike

I even dug in to my stash of change to make a big payment on this bike. :( It's not enough to free it from the evil layaway rack at work yet, BUT SOON. SOON I'LL HAVE YOU, MY LOVE.

I reflected on this a lot, mind you. Shane brought his girlfriend in (who, ironically, is named Jessica and is way prettier than me). Guess what bike she picked first off? My fucking Langster. I fumed and raged at Mike and basically wanted to scream. But then Shane was like, all sweet and blah to his girlfriend, "I'll buy it for you, but it'll take me 5 months to pay it off." And she said, "No, I want a bike now."

So. She ended up picking out a loser bike and my Langster was safe. And this incident made me realize that I had made up my mind. :3 So I put money down on it and put it in the back, where it's safe and I can look at it all day. <33 I'm so excited. And if I had no morals, I'd be out on the street right now selling my body to pay it off.

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That... that's apparently Cloud's voice actor.

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nnnn.

I love Thursday. Why do I love Thursday? Because it's my only day off from school AND work. God, I earned this day off. Fucking right I did.

Ok, so, there's this hot new boy in my History and English class. :x His name is Jordan and he's quite possibly the hottest thing I've ever seen. He's like 6'4" with this short blonde hair and perfect brown eyes and fgbdfngdtyhj. And on the first day of English he sat next to me. He doesn't sit next to me in History, but y'know what? ONE CLASS IS FINE. Jesus, I just want to lick--

Anyways. :D Seeing as I've finished Drawing Blood and Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, I decided to go buy Lost Souls. I'm at chapter 13, and I just want to bow down to PZB for writing this. It's sexy. It's got vampires. It's depraved. It's got incest. It's got abusive relationships that end in rape and tears. It's got discontent youth that run away from home and sometimes end up dead on the side of the highway. It's got underage drinking. It's got a PSYCHIC lead singer named Ghost who likes White Horse whiskey because Dylan Thomas was drinking at a pub called White Horse the night he died. I LOVE THIS FUCKING BOOK.

huff. Also, Kristina and I are going to Kat von D's book signing next Saturday because Jeffree Star is going to be there. And for some reason, it'd be cool to meet him. <3

FEEL BETTER FLIPPERWIFEY ILU SO MUUUUCH

I COULDN'T GUESS ANY OF YOURS, LIVY. D:

☆ Pick up to 10 OTPs and describe them in less than 15 words.
☆ Have your flist guess the OTP.
☆ ???
☆ PROFIT.

1. They were bestest buddies in the same Organization, until one of them emo'd out. Axel/Roxas guessed by honorableshadow and yuliee
2. He turned to steel when the other asked, "Is he single?" Colossus/Northstar guessed by honorableshadow
3. They hate each other, but are so obviously having magical sex. Harry/Draco guessed by honorableshadow
4. They're best friends in a backwater town in Colorado where weird shit happens. Stan/Kyle guessed by honorableshadow and yuliee
5. Serial killers that had sex with pretty guys and then killed/dismembered/ate their bodies.
6. They totally have sex in the marquis's grand bedroom.
7. They break up at least once a week and get zero love from the writers.

I typed in 'li' in the address bar. And the first thing that popped up was literotica.com. Now, I only read my smut in manga form or on adultfanfiction.net, so I clicked on a story that had been previously visited out of curiosity.

This is what I found.

With less distance to travel than before, Calvin's jizz splattered his mom's tits point blank. As long thick ropes of cream covered her knockers Cathy began humming to herself and guiding Calvin's fuck stick like a shower head. She made sure both tits were dripping with goo before applying her son's offerings to her arms, using one hand to spray the other with his penis. After one quick squirt on the tummy, she leaned under Calvin's pecker and sent his last three shots cascading down her back while he grimaced and convulsed with brain-frying orgasm.

My stepdad's apparently a dirty fucker. Rofl. Woooow. Oh well. In other news, my college books cost me 340 dollars. Rather, they cost my mom 340 dollars. :3 My Spanish textbook and all the stuff that came with it was 180 dollars on it's own. I can't wait to learn spaniiiiiiiish. And astronomy~ weeee.

I found a buttload of pictures of me from when I was like 7.

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WHY DID I GET UGLY? WHY? D: WHY COULDN'T I BE THAT CUTE LITTLE GIRL FOREVEEEER? -huffpuff-

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Also.

Today was really good, believe it or not. I went to the mall with Kristina and bought some fishyface sunglasses, like the California girls wear, lolol.

I have some new year's resolutions I never did say. But hell, if I put them on here, maybe I'll remember them.

Resolutions for 2009:
- Save up money. STOP BUYING EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING SEE, JESS. JUST STOP IT.
- Visit my old school and say hi to my old classmates
- Start caring about school
- Clean out my wardrobe
- Buy moar clothes :D
- Build up my BMX bike
- Get down to a weight I can be happy with
- Go to as many concerts as possible
- Exercise 4 times a week

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XDDD I LOVE YOU, CRAIGSLIST.

I just finished reading an original fic called The Coal Turns to Ash on fictionpress.

What a shitty ending and all-around presentation. You were so right, Flipper. x.x But I couldn't forgive myself if I just stopped three chapters before the end.

It had so much potential to be a funny and semi-moving story. Instead it turned in to an "every boy in highschool is gay and horny for each other" story, followed by some "every gay boy is so wanton and slutty that they cheat on their boyfriends at every chance". Jesus H. Christ. And holy shit, the main character PISSED ME OFF SO BAD. He went from outcast to the boy that EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK. Including the principle. The reverend. All of his boyfriend's friends. His boyfriend's brother.

And then the main character's best friend fucks his boyfriend. But it's all cool, because the main character had already cheated with the principle and his boyfriend's brother.

Key point: Slutty characters are fine. BUT NOT WHEN EVERY GODDAMN CHARACTER IS SLUTTY. AND FLAMBOYANTLY GAY. AND LOOKS LIKE A MALE MODEL.

Oh yeah, did I mention that the only real main female character in highschool gets knocked up by the priest and moves away? Fuck this shit.

In other news, I went to a party at Anthony's house last night and we played Rockband 2, which was hysterical. I met his supah-dupah chick friend Kristen and we chilled out back while everyone else played Brawl. Now, I'm on my way to Borders to pick up a copy of Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite. :D Have a good first day of 2009, loves~

Last Remnant is SO MUCH FUN.

The official Christmas tally:
- iPod Touch
- The Last Remnant
- Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
- Tales of the Beedle Bard
- $110 in checks
- $25 Tropical Smoothie giftcard
- $25 iTunes giftcard
- Body wash, chapstick, blah blah blah

:D It'll do.

P.S. Cloe. HOW DID YOU PLAY THIS GAME? It's fucking retarded. D: Last Remnant is ldfjngakldn vkawjb egfjkebfv ksA fgkh b!

... But David is rly hot. nom nom nom. <3

WE OPENED PRESENTS EARLY

OMG WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST OF THEM

I GOT AN IPOD TOUCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO